Jokes-FEMININITY - GETTING EVEN - A SOOTHING EFFECT- IN THAT CASE

FEMININITY
_Julia:_ "Fanny married a very wealthy man, you know. She tells me she
has absolutely nothing to wish for."
_Gertrude:_ "Oh, Julia! What a dreadful state to be in."
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GETTING EVEN
_Mrs. Lynks:_ "Jack, I have made up my mind to fine you ten cents every
time you swear."
_Mr. Lynks:_ "That's a bargain, if you'll give me ten cents every time
you envy me for being able to."
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A SOOTHING EFFECT
"Do you miss your husband as much as when he first went away?"
"No, I am becoming reconciled. You see he sent me a power of attorney."
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IN THAT CASE
_She:_ "When one is really thirsty, there is nothing so good as pure,
cold water."
_He:_ "I guess I have never been really thirsty."
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