FROM THE HEART

_The Wife:_ "I have not been able to wear my new hat yet on account of
the weather."
_The Husband:_ "Humph! And I suppose by the time it clears up the
fashion will have changed."
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_The Reporter:_ "I beg pardon, but would you be kind enough to tell me
what blow you will knock Fitzmuggins out with to-morrow night?"
_Sledge-hammer Mike:_ "De solar plexus."
_The Reporter:_ "And er--if you get beaten, what will your--er--weak
spot have been?"