GETTING BACK | DURING VACATION | NOT UNIQUE

GETTING BACK
_Customer to Palmist:_ "Five dollars fee? Er--would you have any
objection to waiting until I get some of the money you say is coming to
me?"
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_Betty:_ "Mummy, does God send us our food?"
_Mother:_ "Yes, dear; of course He does."
_Betty:_ "But what a price!"

DURING VACATION
_The Summer Girl:_ "It pains me to be compelled to say so, but I really
cannot become engaged to you."
_The Summer Man:_ "Well--er--could you manage to be a sister to me for a
couple of weeks?"

NOT UNIQUE
_He:_ "Crowded, were you? I thought you went early to avoid the rush."
_She:_ "So I did; but about five thousand other people did the same
thing."