ONCE TOO OFTEN | CAUSE AND EFFECT

ONCE TOO OFTEN
"Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. I've been asked to take supper with
an old comrade in arms."
"By the way, darling, how many men did your regiment muster?"
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"Phwat's the matter wid yez, Regan? Yez look hurted."
"Faith! Lasht noight Oi tould Casey phwat Oi thought av him, an' ut
appears he thought worse av me."
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CAUSE AND EFFECT
"What a lot of suffering these ambulance surgeons must witness."
"Yes, indeed! Almost every time they go out they run over some one."
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"He's a nice little horse (I saw him myself) and the dealer says I may
have him for a song. Would you advise me to buy him?"
"That depends upon your eye for a horse and his ear for music."