SLIGHTED | GOING FURTHER | GETTING ON

SLIGHTED
"I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, Florence, and am quite ready
to be friends again."
"_Misunderstanding_, indeed! If you had any _feeling_ you'd call it a
quarrel."
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GOING FURTHER
_Flora:_ "I think that Maud has been awfully mean to you. If I were you
I'd get even with her."
_Dora:_ "Getting even with her won't satisfy _me_. _I'm_ going to get
_uneven_ with her."
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GETTING ON
_Old Gentleman:_ "Well, children! and what are you learning at school?"
_Small Boy:_ "Oh, she's learning to make paper dolls and I'm learning to
knock spots out of Willie Jones."